Bath Towels

While I've got a load going in the washing machine, I'm standing here in the wonderful morning breeze, folding towels. This activity requires a single digit CPU percentage and I get to wondering "Did Daniel Boone ever fold bath towels?" My guess is that, not only did he never fold any, he never even used one!

So, just how was it that D.B. ever got dry after a bath? Simple. He just stood in the morning breeze nekkid until he was not wet. Now why didn't I think of that before?

From now on I'm just gonna stand nekkid on the deck and fold underwear until I'm dry.

Hmmmm. Wonder if old Daniel wore underwear ...