NAFTA
NAFTA has got to go, folks. It's completely out of control.
I went to the grocery store today and bought some tomatoes. You know, the round, red things with seeds in them that you put in a BLT sandwich. I get them home and these buggers were grown in CANADA. Yes, Canada, the Great White North. Now, if these things were lumber or wheat 0r hockey players, I could understand it. But tomatoes? Give me a break. You cannot grow tomatoes in Canada. Can you? New Jersey, yes. Johnson County, sure. But, Canada? That's like us selling them ice to build igloos.
Next thing you know, we'll see a hockey team in North Carolina winning the Stanley Cup!
Go figure.
Eh?
I went to the grocery store today and bought some tomatoes. You know, the round, red things with seeds in them that you put in a BLT sandwich. I get them home and these buggers were grown in CANADA. Yes, Canada, the Great White North. Now, if these things were lumber or wheat 0r hockey players, I could understand it. But tomatoes? Give me a break. You cannot grow tomatoes in Canada. Can you? New Jersey, yes. Johnson County, sure. But, Canada? That's like us selling them ice to build igloos.
Next thing you know, we'll see a hockey team in North Carolina winning the Stanley Cup!
Go figure.
Eh?
Knowing your penchant for accuracy, my guess is that a NAFTA "Bit Demon" drank the "t" from your reference to "Johnston County"! ;-)
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That hits the target peflyctre. Thanks!
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