Today's Obituaries
Right Brain: Hmmmm. The paper is thick again today. Must be Sunday.
Left Brain: If you would only read the banner, Dufus, you would know it's the Sunday paper. On the outside chance that you might actually care, I checked today's obituaries for us and there were 18 deaths of males reported.
The youngest age of death was 16 and the oldest, 93. Fully 72% were older than our 60 years of age, with a median age at death of of 81 and a average of 70. Now, taking two standard deviations and assuming we eat a healthy diet and exercise regularly, we can actuarily see that ...
Right Brain: Aw, shut up, you old coot. We ain't dead. Laissez les bons temps rouler.
Left Brain: If you would only read the banner, Dufus, you would know it's the Sunday paper. On the outside chance that you might actually care, I checked today's obituaries for us and there were 18 deaths of males reported.
The youngest age of death was 16 and the oldest, 93. Fully 72% were older than our 60 years of age, with a median age at death of of 81 and a average of 70. Now, taking two standard deviations and assuming we eat a healthy diet and exercise regularly, we can actuarily see that ...Right Brain: Aw, shut up, you old coot. We ain't dead. Laissez les bons temps rouler.
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