Investment Opportunity
Tired of those "too good to be true" investment opportunities for things like weight reduction centers in Ethiopia? Sure you are! They are way too risky.
Instead, we invite you to invest your hard-earned dollars in the soon-to-be-opening Sunset Ridge Barbecue Emphorium and Tattoo Parlor in downtown Sparta, NC, located right next to the Sparta Teapot Museum. Serving North Carolina pulled pork barbecue cooked over hardwood coals, the joint is guaranteed to have a 20% chance of surviving the first year and a finite chance of making a return on your investment sometime during your lifetime. And, that's a lots better than sinking your money in a boat!
Join the fun. Become a pulled pork partner today!
For a limited time only, folks, the next 10 new partners will eat free on every fifth Thursday of months ending with the letter "Q".
Don't delay.
Instead, we invite you to invest your hard-earned dollars in the soon-to-be-opening Sunset Ridge Barbecue Emphorium and Tattoo Parlor in downtown Sparta, NC, located right next to the Sparta Teapot Museum. Serving North Carolina pulled pork barbecue cooked over hardwood coals, the joint is guaranteed to have a 20% chance of surviving the first year and a finite chance of making a return on your investment sometime during your lifetime. And, that's a lots better than sinking your money in a boat!
Join the fun. Become a pulled pork partner today!
For a limited time only, folks, the next 10 new partners will eat free on every fifth Thursday of months ending with the letter "Q".
Don't delay.
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