Those *$&*@^ Canadian Tomatoes

And one last thing about those *$&*@^ Canadian tomotoes: they were grown for export. How do I know this? The text on the label is not duplicated in French.

I'll bet you a dime to a doughnut hole that the Canadians are eating our good Johnston County tomatoes and shipping out their little golf-ball sized "gourmet" midgets in exchange for them. Even Canadians will not eat their own *$&*@^ Canadian tomotoes.

Oh, I feel so had!