Who? Me?
I stopped by an Arby's here in Baltimore today to pick up a couple of sandwiches for Wawa's elderly neighbor who has never driven an automobile. And, the young clerk there gave me the SENIOR DISCOUNT without my asking. What an insult!
Now I don't know how old you need be to qualify for the Arby's SENIOR DISCOUNT but I thought it impertinent of her to ASSUME that I had reached it. Hell, I've been carded for beer purchases within recent memory.
That's it for Arby's. I'm starting a nationwide boycott of the brand, and if I don't see a raven or turtle pretty soon I may add Maryland to the boycott for good measure.
So quoth the raven, "Nevermore".
Fear the turtle, baby.
Now I don't know how old you need be to qualify for the Arby's SENIOR DISCOUNT but I thought it impertinent of her to ASSUME that I had reached it. Hell, I've been carded for beer purchases within recent memory.
That's it for Arby's. I'm starting a nationwide boycott of the brand, and if I don't see a raven or turtle pretty soon I may add Maryland to the boycott for good measure.
So quoth the raven, "Nevermore".
Fear the turtle, baby.
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