The Good Life
My buddy, Sparky, was visiting with this daughter up in New York City recently and came across this wonderful old gal sitting on her front step. Mesmerized, he walked up to her and said, 'I couldn't help noticing how happy you look! What is your secret for such a long, happy life?'
"I smoke ten stogies a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. All my life I've eaten only junk food and I put away at least a fifth of Jack Daniels every day. On weekends I pop pills, and never do any exercise at all."
Sparky thought that absolutely amazing and asked, "Just how old are you?"
"Twenty-four," she replied.
It's the quality, not the quantity, of the years you have, folks.
"I smoke ten stogies a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. All my life I've eaten only junk food and I put away at least a fifth of Jack Daniels every day. On weekends I pop pills, and never do any exercise at all."
Sparky thought that absolutely amazing and asked, "Just how old are you?"
"Twenty-four," she replied.
It's the quality, not the quantity, of the years you have, folks.
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