The Librarian and the Chicken

A chicken walks into the library and goes "Boook".

The librarian asks, "You want a book?"

"Boook!"

She give the chicken a book and ten minutes later the chicken is back with the book.

"Boook, boook."

"You want two more books?"

"Boook, boook."

She give the chicken two more books and ten minutes later the chicken is back with the books.

"Boook, boook, boook."

Amazed, she inquires, "Three more?"

"Boook, boook, boook."

This time she follows the chicken who takes the books out to the lily pond and lays them on a lily pad in front of a big ole bullfrog.

The frog looks at the books and goes "Readit, readit, readit."

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