By a Nose

As for me, when I see a guy with nose hair, I judge it the same as I would a mustache or beard. Not the CFO. Nope. For her, nose hair is right up there with boogers and butt cracks.


So it was that when I arrived in the flatlands yesterday I found a Wahl Model 5560 Nose & Ear Hair Clipper on the vanity in my "Outhouse" bathroom. It has a whirring blade in a little tube you just stick up your nose. It's a little disconcerting but works like a champ. Tickles, too.

Oh, the things we do to promote peace and tranquility in the world.

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