Love Thy Neighbor
Got a neighbors that drives you nuts? Then build some rockets in your basement and fire them at your neighbors indiscriminately until they pack up and move somewhere else.
What you will need to get started are some steel tubes and plates to fabricate the missile and warhead, a supply of sugar and ammonium nitrate fertilizer for the fuel, and some TNT explosive and detonator caps. The steel can be bought at any steel distributor, the sugar at your grocery store, and the ammonium nitrate fertilizer at you farm supply store. Now TNT is a little harder to get but you could buy some gunpowder at your hunting supply store instead. (You will just need a little more of it.) As for the detonation cap, well, US Patent 5707270 will show you how to make one.
As for the rocket housing, any machine shop can easily fabricate that for you if you don't have a lathe and welder handy. As for the fuel, you will need a hot plate and a pan for melting the sugar and mixing in the ammonium nitrate. A funnel would be nice for pouring the molten fuel into the rocket before it solidifies into missile candy.
That's about it. Screw in the detonator, point the rocket roughly where you want it to go, and ignite the fuel with your Bic.
Boom!
Will it really work? Yes. These are the Qassam rocket being fired into Israel by the Hamas from the Gaza Strip.
What you will need to get started are some steel tubes and plates to fabricate the missile and warhead, a supply of sugar and ammonium nitrate fertilizer for the fuel, and some TNT explosive and detonator caps. The steel can be bought at any steel distributor, the sugar at your grocery store, and the ammonium nitrate fertilizer at you farm supply store. Now TNT is a little harder to get but you could buy some gunpowder at your hunting supply store instead. (You will just need a little more of it.) As for the detonation cap, well, US Patent 5707270 will show you how to make one.
As for the rocket housing, any machine shop can easily fabricate that for you if you don't have a lathe and welder handy. As for the fuel, you will need a hot plate and a pan for melting the sugar and mixing in the ammonium nitrate. A funnel would be nice for pouring the molten fuel into the rocket before it solidifies into missile candy.
That's about it. Screw in the detonator, point the rocket roughly where you want it to go, and ignite the fuel with your Bic.
Boom!
WARNING!
Firing missiles at thy neighbor my piss them off and they may fire back at you.
Will it really work? Yes. These are the Qassam rocket being fired into Israel by the Hamas from the Gaza Strip.
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