Billy Goat

Well, old Billy passed Christmas in a kind of funk. He was feeling somewhat better on his new recipe but you can tell he still wasn't quite right. So, I took him over to Hawk's Produce the other day to let Clifford have another look at 'em.

Clifford said I was feeding the $%#^&$% goat too much too fast.

Now, I understand that you can overfeed a horse and I don't feel too good myself when I eat too fast. But, a $%#^&$% goat? I was under the impression that they had a GI tract that could handle most anything. Guess, not.

Anyhow, I'm now feeding Billy in moderation and he's seems to be doing better. But, I'll tell you one thing. This $%#^&$% goat is enough to drive a fellow to drink!

Goats.

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