Daisy Dukes
Well, now that April Fool's Day is past and Backwoods Beans has been restored, I've been on a brief trip to the flatlands for a wedding last evening. Very nice. Fearrington Village. Great weather. Lovely bride. Lots of old friends.
I took the opportunity to run around Cary and Raleigh yesterday morning, shopping for the things not exactly found on the shelves in Sparta. Two things struck me. Firstly, the parking lots at the malls were nearly empty and, secondly, Daisy Duke shorts are back in style.
Not unlike Catherine Bach in her youth, perhaps 0.0001% of today's female population can get away with wearing them. By end of summer the streets will be filled with women having the general appearance of a fat man wearing Speedos. It's gonna get ugly, folks. Real ugly. Trust me.
Aren't fashions suppose to get longer in a recession/depression?
I took the opportunity to run around Cary and Raleigh yesterday morning, shopping for the things not exactly found on the shelves in Sparta. Two things struck me. Firstly, the parking lots at the malls were nearly empty and, secondly, Daisy Duke shorts are back in style.
Not unlike Catherine Bach in her youth, perhaps 0.0001% of today's female population can get away with wearing them. By end of summer the streets will be filled with women having the general appearance of a fat man wearing Speedos. It's gonna get ugly, folks. Real ugly. Trust me.
Aren't fashions suppose to get longer in a recession/depression?
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